Sunday, February 27, 2011

Armistice Journals - III - The blue Swatch I never wore


I have always had a watch for special occasions or times in my life. The first ever watch, the one that shared my time in highschool, the first 'slightly higher pricy' watch i bought after i joined engineering etc.. In all these different wonderful pieces that counts the minutes that pass us by, there was one particular piece that I've never really worn for too long. Back in '99, i was visiting my folks in Dubai and ended up helping out a friend of my dad's with some computer issue. The gentlemen were nice enough to gift me a blue Swatch Irony series piece. It was a very heavy piece and I loved it! After wearing it for the first day, I realized that my wrist actually began to ache.

I took with me back to my college. the first person who saw it was MT. he couldn't stop talking about it. Come to think of it, he just summarized everything into one word.. 'Awesome' I remember walking up the stairs to his little room on the upper floor and first disaster occurred; I scratch the pristine face on the concrete wall. Dammit! I didn't wear it around the dorm or college since it would become the prime target for theft, In fact I believe I left the unit in Mahesh's room till he moved into the dorm with us. After a few months, an insult to injury, the unit stopped working altogether. Now since I wasn't willing to take this watch to be repaired locally, I shelved it deep inside one of my suitcases and made a mental note to get it fixed once I go back to Dubai or wherever.

As fate would have it we eventually moved out of India and the Middle East and landed in Canada in '01. The watch remained safe and partially forgotten in an old suitcase. Over the next couple of years and with us moving around the country, it was frequently 'rediscovered' and boxed away. Eventually one day, I dug it up and decided to get that battery replaced. The local store was pretty good with these things and they had the watch running in no time. I was happy and decided to wear it for this party that i had planned to go. On the night of, I get ready, check the time to find that I was quite early and decided to wait till a more appropriate time. I settled in living room with a book, and spent the next half hour or so reading. When i noted the time again, i realized that the hands were not moving. The watch had stopped again! After this second attempt at resurrecting the watch, I gave up and put it back into deep storage where it stayed until I moved back to my condo in the city.

Some of the deep storage boxes followed me and with it, the blue Swatch. During my purge exercise, I came across a few watches I owned over the years, including the Swatch. My lovely wife knew of a place that could replace the batteries and it was very close to where she worked. She took two of them, my brushed metal CK, a watch i bought with my first pay-cheque, and the blue swatch. The next day, she brought them both back, each ticking away and in perfect working condition. I was still a little wary of the blue fellow, so I wore it for the next few days, just to keep an eye on things. It seemed fine! It was ticking along, didn't seem to slow down. That's great! The watch can be finally worn! It had been close to 10 years since I had seen this guy work for more than a day!

I was visiting the folks last weekend and figured I should show them the watch that hadn't been functional for 10 years and if they remembered this specific one. As I was closing the door to my balcony, I felt a great weight slip off my hand, and crash on the floor. F!!

I pick up my poor blue Swatch from the floor, One of the metal links on the watch had sheared right off. I stood there in bewilderment, broken watch in hand, half-in and half-out of the condo with time still ticking on by.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Armistice Journal - II


This was written in a calculus class and I was distracted by this girl with a clanging chain on her hand. Yes she was quite pretty too..

Morose encantations from another relm
Leaves the mind in a cloudy swirl.
Hypnotic, surreal, misty haze,
droning mumble from a distant stage.
Amongst the lot, around? yonder?.. behind?
muted tinkles arouse the mind,
Real amongst the myrad of symbols,
wake from comatic slumber
cutting like a beacon horn,
Benevolent lass sitting beyond.

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RETRIBUTION

One great slip in love's delight
darkened her world, once so bright.
She sighs and picks the pieces,
Of shattered life and darkened faces.
gone further by the day
Burned the bridges along the way.

Her precious bundle to her breast she clutches
Miserable though, proudly she trudges.
Her eyes, they, don't betray a thing
Of things she feels deep within.
People, they stare at this ragged child
Woman by age, a child inside.

Once, once is all she strayed
Broke the rule, Oh! how she paid.
Of the past she needs no more a thought
But for shelter for morrow she sought.
Her life she knew she couldn't end it yet
But fight the challenges that fate now set.

A tiny room in a big city
Not wanting anyone's pity
Looking outside the window she spies
the dark city under the gray black skies.
Now the east turns orange & pink
A motion on the bed brings her back in.
Her baby son, on the covers he lay
Sucking his toe busy at play.
He looked at her with his eyes so blue
infant blue, as the very heaven's hue.
Beside him on the bed she lay
As the city began a brand new day.

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This one is one my personal favs. written in under 2 hours before a mid-term or final exam.


GREENSPRUN


I know of this place called Greensprun
The people there, they, eat their young!
I've seen this with my very own eyes,
I swear to you these aren't tall tales or lies.

The Coopers first time had twins,
One a son, the other a daughter.
The son they turned him to mince,
While the daughter, they took to the slaughter.
Got it cleaned all skin and bone,
While the eyes and tongue to the butcher they loaned!

Tommy Bower loved his brother,
That's why he didn't share him with others.
He kept the fingers, pickled them in oil,
For by now, they were getting the spoil.

Ol' man Turner boiled his grandson
The night when the Lakers had won.
He boiled him long, he boiled him good,
For, once where his teeth were,
Only gums, now stood!

The Hurbeths ran a store,
What sold best there, were his cans of gore!
He got his supply from the local clinic,
Cans of puree, they seem to mimic!

All this meat had begun to rot their brain,
And from it, they just couldn't refrain!
Their young now dwindled in number,
For the meat greater grew their hunger!

Alan Stalked his pregnant neighbor,
Cut her up, when she was in labor!
Drenched in blood, they saw him eat,
Holding the babe by the feet!

Soon after, a panic ran out,
The strong remained the weak died out!

No bird in that town would sing,
Nor would the sweet smell that flowers usually bring.
Man-eating men, men no longer,
Worse than animals nothing to name them after.

People say they see them still,
On that town, beyond that hill.
I know better, I was there after,
Five were left Doyce,Green,Solly and Dhamer.
The first two ate the third,
Atleast that was the word.

Doyce moved to Alabama and Green to Kentucky,
about Dhamer, I heard that he was caught in Milwaukee.


Saturday, February 19, 2011

Armistice Journals - I

While my wife and I are slowly getting into the rhythms of living together and most of the bigger decision wars have slowly come to shaky armistice I've begun to purge a lot of older 'stuff'. Sometime last week, I came across a notebook of mine from college days. The first few pages looked like lecture notes, the rest were stupid silly poems I had written up on people and random things.

While reading through some of them, I realized that I was one mean SOB! I've said some really mean things about people. But you can't let all this go waste now can you ? There was a series I began in college called... 'Pretty Maids All in a Row...' and once published it'll reside for a very long time on the web..and google cache ;-).

Alright folks, this was a long time ago, we were very young and I seemed to have a lot of spare time on my mind. Laugh at it, still mad ? Give me a shout, I promise to show up and you have one free shot (just dont hit the left side of my face!)

PRETTY MAIDS ALL IN A ROW:


(i)
shes got a Special-spot that i'll tell u about
touch her there and she'll scream and shout!

this is where it came about
that time when she fell off the pot!
this is the were and how of it...
it happened when she went for a shit,
she finished the job that much i know
now all that wuz left was to clean up the show.

she reached for the soap way up high
she might as well have reached for the sky.

then her stubby legs did give way
all because of an untimely sway..
Into the pot one of them stuck tight
and wouldnt come free without a fight.
out went the call for a trusted aide
in rushed 'Aunty' with a spade
i want u to get my leg out dont u see
pull out my leg..set me free
i have exam that i must take
how can i now my leg break?

'Aunty' now rushed back, now with an axe
but the toilet still would not call a ROMANA PAX.

push and pull came to shove
carrying the olive branch out came the dove
the end of the conflict was plain to see
a white plaster cast had she below her knee.
Oh! My! Oh! Me!...look all yee
tween the pot and the ground many a Slip there can be!!!

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(ii)

Have u ever seen the likes of Bhoon
Who talks funny and walks like a toon!
Her hair tied to a pony tail small
With her six inch heels she stands so tall!

Look at her ambling to class
Walk of a penguin going for mass.
She walks past us and gives the look
For in her books, we are but crooks!

Though she is a sweet girl as such
To us she doesnt talk that much
Maybe the fault is all but ours
By pulling her leg at every hour.

You may think we are but mean
Dont take to heart
For we are all noise and not what we seem!


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(iii)

They say a pictures worth a thousand words,
And about you I'd say, could turn fresh milk to curds!
Drunk are you in that empty vanity,
You think you can drive men out of their sanity!

Oh! how dissolutioned are you my poor girl,
better get out of the dream in which you twirl!

On your face pimples roam free,
Count them One,Two,three!
There was this tale about some frog
who when kissed turned a prince,
I bet you are waiting your turn still!!

Though you think yourself a bomb,
you look old enough to be my MOM!
The intension was not to hurt ma mere,
the object was to compare!

Now I know when they say 'Loves Blind',
When the age diffrence between you two your boyfriend don't seem to mind
Sad am I to break this party,
For your bofriend behind you too calls you 'Aunty'!

I wonder if you can understand all this,
For I know how limited your vocabulary is.
But don't worry and dont despair.
For I have a dictionary for you to spare.


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(iv)
Shes one weird chick
The thought of her just makes me sick.
Her face in the morning riuns the day,
And you can be sure ill luck will come your way.

I fail to see what some see in her
Or maybe they just fancy her rear!
She thinks she's of a higher institution
To us she seems like a step back in evolution!

Can't write more,lost my appitite,
Till tonight I won't be able to take another bite.
For food she can destroy all cravings,
Just think about the money you'd be saving!
As I think of the extra cash in awe
She struts by, dear 'Parimal-'awww''!!!

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(v)

Theres this female whos way over her head,
Who basked in glory of what people about her said.

You can see her prancing about,
Trying to rope any guy no matter thin or stout.
She thinks the guys fall under her spell,
While in mosts mind,she's nothing but a bitch from hell!

No matter what i say or write
For her its a compliment all right.
The fault is of some guys,
Who lift her ego up to the skys.
On them,she can put blinkers,
While on some,nothing happens
How much ever she tinkers.

One thing is clear and thats her stamp
To us she ain't nothing but a slutty ol' vamp!
On this slander,we shant take more time,
Oh! what a waste of so much a rhyme!

For those of you who came in late,
And still a face to this dame they can't relate,
Too bad!!...tough luck mate!